Brutal truth. Real improvement.
Your LinkedIn is saying too much.
BrutalBrief turns your profile into a brutally funny, genuinely useful Roast Report—with a score, pointed critique, and sharper language you can publish today.
Free scorecard. No credit card. Your profile stays yours.
BrutalBrief report
LinkedIn scorecard
73
Overall score
Strong résumé.
Weak receipts.
Competent professional who apparently believes adjectives are a substitute for evidence.
Fix first
Replace vague claims with one proof point.
The report
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to fix.
The free Brief
See what your profile says behind your back.
1 score
A clear read on how your LinkedIn lands.
3 observations
Short, funny, and painfully recognizable.
The Full Roast
- Five category scores
- Specific credibility fixes
- Rewritten headline and bio
- Before-and-after recommendations
How it works
Three minutes. Better words.
01
A score worth sharing
Get the headline number and the sharp observations your network will recognize instantly.
02
The actual critique
See where your profile loses trust, hides your proof, or says too much without saying enough.
03
A better version
Leave with a rewritten headline, stronger bio, and prioritized fixes ready to publish.
Your turn
Your profile deserves a second opinion.
Start with the scorecard. Keep the truth that helps you sound like the person you are trying to become.
Questions, answered